Homeschool Funny

"I got this from a fellow homeschooler friend it is tooooo funny........................."

Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"

10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
9.Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds andsome Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I toldyou kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time.(sigh)
6.There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then,don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority.Thanks for the peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids,hurry!
2.Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home.Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What?No school today?"
1."What? No Bingo today?"

Homeschool View Tube Link Added

Under My Helpful Homeschool Sites, Click on this new link to Check out the homeschool view tube of, "Just get your math done". It is too funny!! Sometimes we have bad days like this it seems like. ha ha ha

August Month Theme: Space

We use a really fun learning technique called "Lapbooking" for school. It makes the learning really hands on. And kids learn best that way anyhow, plus it's super FUN! This is our Lapbooking Spaceship. It has Pictures of Famous Astronauts, Lots of fun facts of space and astronauts, A place were they wrote down and learned the parts of the spaceship, and holds a personal story book they made about their space travel.

The kids Top 5 favorite things they learned about space:
1. The 1st animal in space was a Dog.
2. The planet Venus has lakes of hot lava on it.
3. The Sun is a Star.
4. Caleb's weight would be 7.5 lbs on the moon, Liahona's weight would be 7lbs, and Tamara's weight would be 4 lbs.
5. On the moon you can jump almost 6 times higher.
Caleb could jump 396 inches high on the moon, and Liahona could jump 366 inches high.