Homeschool Funny

"I got this from a fellow homeschooler friend it is tooooo funny........................."

Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"

10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
9.Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds andsome Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I toldyou kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time.(sigh)
6.There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then,don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority.Thanks for the peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids,hurry!
2.Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home.Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What?No school today?"
1."What? No Bingo today?"